I traveled 18 years in a spacecraft to the Gray’s home planet, where I was told my abduction was a mistake. The grays should have abducted the kid next door to my parent’s home instead of me.
I spent another 18 years traveling back to Earth, only this time I was given a robotic companion; a super computer that is the spitting image of a bowling ball.
My parents, refusing to believe me being their son, rejected me.
Thanks to my computer, I became a wealthy, world champion bowler.