He was dressed in a red flannel suit trimmed with soot spotted white fur. He was eating a double mint chocolate chip cookie.
“What do you think I’m doing here?” She was dressed in a spotless white lab coat. She was carrying a sack of half-dollars.
“This is my one night of the year. Don’t you have a calendar?”
“Sorry, Tubby. When duty calls I go, 24/7. And don’t forget to brush your teeth and floss after you eat that cookie.”
He climbed back up the chimney. She disappeared into a cloud of Listerine vapor.