“Welcome back, sir. Don’t worry, the confusion’s only temporary.”
“What… what happened?”
“You had an accident, sir. We had to clone you a new body.”
“Accident? New body?”
“We couldn’t clone a human body of course, that sort of thing’s just not ethical.”
“What have you done to me…?”
“I’m very sorry sir, but rest assured, you’re not the first person…”
“Help! Some-baaaa-dy! Help!”
“Honestly sir, there’s really nothing to worry about. The rest of the flock will make you very welcome I’m sure.”
“Some-baaaa-dy… help… some-baaa…BAAA….BAAAAAAA!”
“A quite lovely fleece, sir. Now, who’s next?”