“Yeah?”
“I have to add another stop on the way back from Paris.”
“Yeah?”
“So, I’ll have a layover in London just long enough to look at a venue.”
“Um -Okay,”
“Then I fly to New York for a site survey, then, continue to Las Vegas where, get this, I have a site survey at The Paris Hotel.”
“Stop.”
“What?”
“Anywhere in this conversation are you going to say ‘I’ve booked you, My Dearest, to join me?’”
“No.”
“Then explain the irony to the dog. I’m just going to sit over here and pout.”