“Sure, you’re lucky you can eat them. I’m allergic to nuts.”
“They’re not nuts, dude, they’re legumes.
“You still quibble at your age?”
“My age? It started when I was young and stuck like a stupid nickname. But it could have been worse.”
“Worse? Didn’t you see it coming, no warning signs?”
“No, but I guess I had it coming; we all do, kid.”
“So how are the doctors treating you for it?
“The allergy or the quibbling?
“Either.”
“They’re out of ideas.”
“So where does that leave you?”
“The other way from you."