The woman in her Asian accent, "Do you sell rape?"
"What! No. Please look elsewhere," the shocked salesman replied.
The woman went out but returned in a few minutes, agitated. Pointing to a nearby shop, she said, "That man say you sell rape."
The salesman was puzzled, is this lady trying to set him up? should he call the police?
The lady brought out a box from her bag and pointing at some fancy paper said, "Here, rape."
"OMG that's wrapping paper."