“Oh, come on ... it’s all just harmless fun.”
“But look at how much things have escalated.”
“What do you mean?”
“It’s becoming out of control! Who knows when it might strike next?”
“And I can’t wait.”
“You say that now. It used to be once a week. Now, there’s no telling when a new onslaught might occur.”
“I know. Isn’t it wonderful? A little Friday Flash Fiction is great for us all.”