She: "I hear you, honeybunch, and my birth control pill box runneth over 'cause I don't want no house full of rug rats neither--so if you got twenty bucks, let's go see Parson Thomas and get hitched!"
He: "Hey, sweet thing, I really like you and all, but I gotta tell you right off that I don't never want no kids, 'cause I don't plan on plantin' my seed in no fertile ground so's I'll have to work my butt off to feed a bunch of squalling offspring."
She: "I hear you, honeybunch, and my birth control pill box runneth over 'cause I don't want no house full of rug rats neither--so if you got twenty bucks, let's go see Parson Thomas and get hitched!" Comments are closed.
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