Yes, I'm a dragon! I'm big! I breath fire! I stand guard over valuable things! Deal with it
He was also something of a romantic too, which wasn't well-known. More's the pity. Tristan didn't kill the dragon, you know, in fact Clarence helped pass messages on to Iseult AND he'd played a pivotal role in setting up dragonmatch.com
So what thanks do you get? Some idiot called George was now standing in front of the cave waving a sword around.
Clarence sighed. Same old, same old...
Picture thanks to dragongod