people in various stages of burying their dead. The recently widowed Frank had come across the SNIPER ad in an old copy of GUNS AND MOURNING.
“Snipers Nip Insincere People Emoting Ridiculously.”
Frank’s mother, Amanda, had just died. He stationed the Legionnaire atop the Greek Mausoleum for her funeral. Instead of traditional bullets, the Legionnaire used glycerin filled with viscous bird guano enhanced with a pheromone that would attract large messy birds for two weeks.
Peering through the scope The Legionnaire spotted a wailer, “GINNYYYY!”