“Decisions, decisions,” Amy answered. “Wonder what would be the funniest thing?”
Ted’s eyes lit up. “Got it.” He shifted his gaze, raising his voice. “Hey, Bruce!”
The new pledge walked over. “Initiation time?”
“Indeed,” Ted replied. “And all you have to do is sing ‘I’m a little teapot’ while holding your nose.”
To their astonishment, Bruce not only did so-- he also added a dance number. Their mouths hung open, as he took a slow bow.
“Thank you, sir and ma’am. May I have another?”