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Internet Dating At Christmas, by Gordon Lawrie

20/12/2014

 
It all seemed so promising to start with. We'd met through www.findmyperfectpartner.com and we seemed so suited, despite the fact that we lived thousands of miles apart.

Then, around Christmas, gifts started to appear, each arriving on successive days ordered from Amazon. At first it was just a series of birds – well, you can always eat them – apart from five bits of bling that came one day. But suddenly the gifts became bizarre: eight milkmaids, then some men and women seemingly on amphetamines.

Then, one morning, pipes and drums smashed out beneath my bedroom window. Our brief romance was over.

Bobby Warner
21/12/2014 04:05:31 pm

Never can tell what you'll find on the Internet, eh Gordon? You've done a great job of imagining what might happen around Christmas time. I really got a chuckle out of this one!


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