Monet: Impressionism, Monsieur; supposed to be enjoyed from a distance. I attempted to break away from prevalent Realism by creating impression of moments from everyday life. Now tell me about all twisted arts of yours.
Picasso: That’s Cubism; fragmentation of everyday life as wars and technological inventions were taking over humanity during my life time.
Monet: We both then labored creating novelty.
Picasso: Now show me the shortest route to the gate to heaven.