“Yep”, replied the technician, “planet Earth.”
“They the problem?”
“Yeah, humans. They get off that planet, they could do serious damage to the galaxy.”
“Invasive species?”
“You bet. Look what they’ve done here already – polluted the atmosphere, poisoned the rivers, oceans filled with plastic.”
“Hey! What was that?”
“ICBM, potentially nuclear. Been a few recently. What they call North Koreans have problems with this creature: POTUS, aka Trump.”
“I can see why. Yuck!”
“Doesn’t like aliens either!”
“That so? Let’s do it then. Laser ready?”
“Ready. Here goes.”
“Good riddance humans!”