Moommmmmm! When’s it going to be Saturday?
You know each Pluto day is an Earth week.
No, it’s not! Teacher says it’s less than six and a half days.
Uh-huh. Just be glad you don’t have to keep Plutonian years.
247.7 Earth years to one Plutonian year?
You’d be in fifth grade forever.
Nope. It would take more than 100 years just to get to July.
So when’s Saturday?
Go take a look at the calendar.
Aw man. It says Friday – it was Friday yesterday!
And it will be Friday tomorrow.