“It was for your own good”
“ I was really looking forward to it. There was chocolate cake and crisps as well as two rounds of egg mayonnaise sandwiches.”
“For God's sake it was ten years ago.”
“That's not the point. You took four cup cakes from my desk drawer in 2007”
“What is wrong with you? That was ages ago.”
“ In 2010 you took my spare banana and backup Twix”
“ It's true what they say.”
“What?”
“An elephant never forgets!"