“Border agents are always crazy busy Friday evenings,” Sandra observed.
“I’m anxious to get home,” said Dale, a popular mathematics professor at the local college. As usual, he and Sandra were entertaining students in their home on Friday night.
As they finally reached the border, Sandra pointed ahead. “Shit! A dog!”
Neighbors were shocked to read that Sandra and Dale had been arrested when a drug-sniffing dog found 15 pounds of methamphetamine in the couple’s sedan.
“No wonder Dale and Sandra were so popular with young people,” a neighbor observed.