Black-robed figures step inside the five-pointed star holding hands around the cauldron.
“By the shades of night, all hail the Dark-One. The blasphemy is undone!” they chant three times, then pull a piece of parchment from their robes and, individually chanting the spell, each lights the parchment from the candle and drop it in the cauldron where it fizzes and dissolves.
Headline news the next day: WebFlikring collapses as Children of the Dark Lord win £300m law-suite!
Moral? Never piss off Satanists.