“How nice of you!”
“Didn’t you just move in?”
“I’m going on a world cruise! I’m so excited! I hope I have enough clothes.”
“Shouldn’t be a problem. You must have a dozen suitcases.”
“The cruise line said ‘no limit.’ Thanks for loading my van.”
She drives off. A few minutes later, a car drives up, and a woman gets out and walks to the door.
“She just left,” says the helpful neighbor.
“Who?”
“My new neighbor.”
“I’m your new neighbor!”
She runs inside and screams, “She stole all my clothes and jewelry!”