I did invite them to the community centre for the festive meal.
Yes, I told them we always had the homeless in at this time of the year, and that they were very welcome.
Yes I told them we'd be having roast lamb with all the trimmings, decorations, pot pourri, the lot.
Of course I had to warn her we'd not be having any of that breast-feeding in public, she'd have to sit in the corner.
Do you think that's what put them off?
Posted in a week when Claridges, an upmarket London hotel, asked a woman to "cover up" while breastfeeding her baby.