AGAIN?! Why can’t she clean the damn litter box herself? The cleaning never ends! Who does she think she is? This is an exclusive hotel.
And she’s a celebrity, a famous Scottish flash fiction writer. You know how the hotel feels about famous celebrities. They want them catered to. And, after all, when she made her reservation, she did ask if she could bring a pet. She also made arrangements for us to supply – and clean - the litter box.
Do you have any idea of the size of a litter box for a dragon?!