A huge black spider lunged forward. The postman screamed and pulled back into his truck, banging his elbow on the window.
He carefully peered at the leering spider with its huge eyes and glittering legs.
Another look revealed – a Halloween decoration!
Muttering to himself, the postman slowly reached into the box, removing the outgoing mail, a bag of gummy body parts candy and a Halloween card.
The card read: Dear Postman,
PS. You can keep the spider
Ann-Louise then went on to add two further comments of her own.
I go on trial month for attempted assault on an employee of the US Postal Service (NOT TRUE).
My postman thought the joke was funny when his heart started beating again (TRUE).