NO! Fingers off. I’m fed up of acting as this marriage’s provider. It’s all give, give, give with me, and it’s all take, take, take with you. Enough.
I think that’s a bit un–
NO, NO, NO! I waited and waited for you to amend your ways. I dropped hints. I tried encouraging the behaviour I liked. It has got me precisely nowhere. So, we are now in the realms of Brahmacharya.
What? WHAT?! I was only asking for one of those cakes your sister brought round.
Oh. Well, then…
Thank YOU. May I have another...?