Inside, some of those running the race to the Kingdom of Heaven were having an unseemly debate.
“He’s an illegal alien,” said one. “He’ll just drain Heaven’s finances.”
“He’s a Muslim,” said another with strange hair. “I know these things. No Muslims allowed in here,” then adding illogically “or out.”
“He’s a terrorist,” said a third. “See that guitar-shaped gun!” Others thought the guitar/gun was a plus point.
Meanwhile the Starman was getting fed up and cold. He changed into a Thin White suit and slipped inside unnoticed.