Diastolic: Systolic’s right, George. He’s the top gun around here. He knows when your artery walls and ventricles are taking a beating.
Systolic: Instead of pizza and fried chicken, eat more fruits and veggies. Your body’s not a trash receptacle.
Diastolic: If you don’t stop, George, the mercury will rise in the BP cuff so high that your head will explode. It’s bright red already.
George ignored Systolic and Diastolic, but he couldn’t ignore his pulse rate when he dropped to the floor.