“Take us to your leader!” one growled.
“Uh, she’s not here,” one man stammered.
“Well, how do you entertain yourselves in the meantime?” another creature demanded. The townspeople smiled.
One turned on an MP3 player, and the citizens started to boogey and sing to “Stayin’ Alive”. Wide-eyed, the visitors returned to their ship and skedaddled. “Observed an odd ritual,” one wrote. “But, looks kind of fun.”