“Where do you live?”
“On the Earth, sir.”
“Your name?’
“Mark Honest, sir”
“What’s your work?”
“I am a teacher at Fearless School.”
“Your exact annual income?”
“Seventy thousand dollars.”
“Any crime record?”
“Yes.”
“What?”
“Once I stole my girl friend’s gold necklace.”
“What happened, then?”
“Nothing. The girl didn’t complain. She loved me.”
“What’s your politics?”
“None.”
“What’s your ethics?”
“If I borrowed money from my friend, I would return it before his first reminder.”
“Who did you meet first on entering the precincts of the City?”
“I met a bleeding man on the road. I took him to hospital where you copped me.”
Immediately, his answers were transferred to Galacter (the Computer of the Galaxy) for processing. A minute later, on the screen flashed: “No Plagiarism. All Statements Found True.”
The cops reported the outcome to their senior. Promptly, a committee was constituted to discuss the issue and take a decision. On the third day, the chairman of the committee announced: “The captive is not a human being. He is an alien. Tomorrow he will be transported to the Galactic Lab for a genetic study.”