I said, “And we never argue about anything.
THEN
She said, “bat, bet, bit, bot(1), but.”
I said, “cat, cet(2), cit(4), cot, cut.”
She said, “dan, den, din, don, dun.”
I said, “gat, get, git, got, gut.”
She said, “lat, let, lit, lot, lut(4).”
I said, “pack, peck, pick, pock, puck.”
She said, “pat, pet, pit, pot, put.”
AND
She said, “You always need to get the last word.”
I said, “Let’s call the whole thing off.”