If you vote for me in the forthcoming election, I promise I will:
You know you can trust me to deliver all of these pledges!
You know it makes sense to vote for me!
At 6’5½” I’m head and shoulders above all the other candidates!
Vote me!
- Cut taxes
- Improve education
- Cut waiting lists
- Reduce crime
- Keep the country safe from foreign attack
- Eradicate poverty
- Make our trains, ferries, buses and aeroplanes run on time
- Ensure everyone has a home
- Cut the working week
- Provide free, unlimited childcare
- Give everyone as many holidays as they’d like
- End global warming
You know you can trust me to deliver all of these pledges!
You know it makes sense to vote for me!
At 6’5½” I’m head and shoulders above all the other candidates!
Vote me!
I really am 6’5½”, of course, so that bit's not fiction – GL
