“Doesn’t he care about his safety?” a woman wearing a Hazmat suit asked her boyfriend.
The boyfriend pulled her away from the man. “Apparently not.”
But the old man smiled. If our founding fathers didn’t wear Hazmat suits, then I won’t, either.
Still, he was scratching quite a bit now…
He shook his head. A government hoax! Bacteria can’t eat your flesh.
But when he sneezed, a tooth shot out.
A bike rider in a Hazmat suit passed him. “Gesundheit,” he said with a wave.