Dear Bank Manager,
I have recently become aware that, whereas I am somewhat deprived of money in these cash-strapped times, your institution has resources to spare. This being inequitable and unfair, I now seek redress.
I would therefore appreciate if you could withdraw the sum of £100,000 in small denominations from your safe and pass it to me, neatly bundled.
I prefer to remain silent and masked; the loaded gun that is also now visible will conduct any further communication.
Yours sincerely,
Rob Bear
PS Translations of this leaflet are also available in 14 other languages as well as Braille.
I have recently become aware that, whereas I am somewhat deprived of money in these cash-strapped times, your institution has resources to spare. This being inequitable and unfair, I now seek redress.
I would therefore appreciate if you could withdraw the sum of £100,000 in small denominations from your safe and pass it to me, neatly bundled.
I prefer to remain silent and masked; the loaded gun that is also now visible will conduct any further communication.
Yours sincerely,
Rob Bear
PS Translations of this leaflet are also available in 14 other languages as well as Braille.
