September 2040, St Peter’s Square, Vatican City.
Thronging crowds await the first appearance of the new Pope. It’s rumoured he’ll announce a new saint.
Suddenly, to a mighty roar, he appears! He doesn’t bother with introductions.
“Hi, I’m your new Pope, Jaydee the First!! But here’s the best bit – I’ve inspired three miracles. First miracle: Trump chose me as Veep; second miracle: he died in office and I took over; third miracle, the Cardinals – all in jail – elected me as Pope. Three miracles… so I’m a saint!!!”
The crowd chants, Laudate Papa Jaydee, Laudate Sanctus Hillbilly Jaydee...
“Cool…,” Jaydee chuckles.
Thronging crowds await the first appearance of the new Pope. It’s rumoured he’ll announce a new saint.
Suddenly, to a mighty roar, he appears! He doesn’t bother with introductions.
“Hi, I’m your new Pope, Jaydee the First!! But here’s the best bit – I’ve inspired three miracles. First miracle: Trump chose me as Veep; second miracle: he died in office and I took over; third miracle, the Cardinals – all in jail – elected me as Pope. Three miracles… so I’m a saint!!!”
The crowd chants, Laudate Papa Jaydee, Laudate Sanctus Hillbilly Jaydee...
“Cool…,” Jaydee chuckles.
