“No! No! It’s chrome, with convection, STEAM CLEANING and the oven keeps you posted on your iPhone.”
“But it doesn’t fit.”
“IT HAS TO FIT. I HAVE THIRTY PEOPLE COMING FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER IN TWO DAYS!”
“The shoe doesn’t fit, Lady. Dis beam here –it’s structural. “
“But your ad: ‘We install ANYTHING!”
“Structural, Lady,” Mr. Install inhaled what had to be a huge hunk of snot.
Why do men do that?
“Do you have something smaller?”
“Yupper. $2k more and we can have it here tomorrow,” Mr. Install winked.
“Babe, call your Mom – we’re having hotdogs on the grill.”
“But it doesn’t fit.”
“IT HAS TO FIT. I HAVE THIRTY PEOPLE COMING FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER IN TWO DAYS!”
“The shoe doesn’t fit, Lady. Dis beam here –it’s structural. “
“But your ad: ‘We install ANYTHING!”
“Structural, Lady,” Mr. Install inhaled what had to be a huge hunk of snot.
Why do men do that?
“Do you have something smaller?”
“Yupper. $2k more and we can have it here tomorrow,” Mr. Install winked.
“Babe, call your Mom – we’re having hotdogs on the grill.”
