I grin when upper class twits wear holey jeans. I’ve seen the prices. The holes in mine were gained the old school way.
I usually do the east side’s post. My friend lives on the west. I’d seen pictures of her place. We adore roses. Hers are magnificent but I couldn’t believe what was on her step.
As I popped her post through, the door opened.
I gazed at her Aldi bag of old clothes.
‘I food shop there so I can splash out in town.’
I nod. We all keep up appearances.
