Sal Paradise was no longer On the Road; Oliver Twist wanted some more (I gave him a Twix bar); Huck Finn hid, figuring his Pap wouldn’t look for him in a readin’ store; Atticus Finch studied a Perry Mason mystery; Hercule Poirot and Sherlock Holmes conferred on the Zodiac Killer case; Holden Caulfield and several of The Outsiders figured it was all just one big phony joke; and Hamlet contemplated moving from being in a tragedy to a comedy instead.
Then the rain stopped, and everyone went their own way.