Metres away, behind closed doors, illicit colourful gum drops, cherry lips and cola bottles, devoured openly among loud jowly chatter, inflated bellies and entitled cackles.
The Health Secretary has overindulged. The sugar rush is too much today. He stumbles to a back exit. Door flung. Vomit flies.
Newspapers for recycling catch his puffy eyes. All bent up. Thick black vomit-splattered ink reads: A SWEET STRATEGY: SUGAR RESTRICTIONS ARE A SUCCESS!