“Ugh,” said Brent. “I knew this day would come. I’m sorry I stole Mr. Furlicious and re-homed him with my sister in the country.”
“What?!” she yelled.
He grimaced. “He was almost hit by a car, you know? Outdoor cats aren’t safe in cities.”
“But I was frantic! I put up posters!” she shrilled. “That’s not even what I meant!”
“Oh!” He reddened. “I’m sorry. I only kissed Petal once.”
“You kissed my sister?!” she yelled.
“Uh, right,” he said slowly. “So then I…”
She moaned. “Ate my toffee ice cream.”