Put your phones on hold and listen-up you bunch of losers. We’re changing the game today. You all must know that the market for blessings has been hot lately. The goal is $20k for the day, and the top earner of the day gets, wait for it, a $500 bonus.
I see a hand raised? What can I do for you sprout. “Sir, I’ve gone over the script, and it seems odd to be pitching blessings.” That’s a great point, Mike. You’re fired! Mr. personal man, get on that list of wannabes. I want that chair filled by noon today.
I see a hand raised? What can I do for you sprout. “Sir, I’ve gone over the script, and it seems odd to be pitching blessings.” That’s a great point, Mike. You’re fired! Mr. personal man, get on that list of wannabes. I want that chair filled by noon today.
