Didn’t know –SHE did…
Walked out the front door and had to duck if a six was hit…
Turned right at the front door and walked 30 meters for tennis…
Walked another 40 meters for squash…
Walked ten meters right from front door for first tee…
When hot and tired needed only 60 meters to cool off in the pool…
Walked to the pub afterwards for drinks, darts and snooker ‘till midnight and only
Ten 10 meters backwards from pub for great meals…
Married and moved
Never saw it coming - SHE did.