Frank, an amateur astronomer, noted the time. He took binoculars and a comfy chair outdoors for the viewing.
“Nothing,” he concluded. “Only saw darting satellites.”
“No UFOs?” quipped his wife.
“Ridiculous! Pure fiction. Only fools believe they’re real.”
Out on errands, he was sidelined by an unusual glow rising behind the store he visited, and picked up his phone.
He was surprised to see his wife anxiously waiting for his return.
“Some goof called our radio station to report a flying saucer,” she giggled. “Can you imagine that?”
“I most certainly can.”