“Christmas is like combat.” Jake said. “Figuring out who will be
giving us gifts so we can buy appropriate gifts for them.
It was three years ago that your fifth cousin gifted us that fancy coffee maker. We gave her nothing.
“I didn’t even know her name, for God’s sake!” Jake belched out.
“Honey, breathe deep, it’s all over!” We bought everyone gifts.”
“I forgot you. “Jake said.
“Shit! I forgot you!” Emily shouted.
Both car doors sprung open.