Gerry: “Fine by me. It’s thawing, and dinner’s warming up. Oops, there’s the microwave beep. Please move your feet. Better yet, off the table altogether. You don’t have to bother with shoes.
“We’ll need some placemats. The landlord got really pissed last year when my roommate before you damaged his coffee table with some hot pans.”
Dean: “So when does the next movie begin? Isn’t it great we have Hallmark to show us how real families do Christmas.”