Crazy Colors, by Russell Conover

“Whoa. What’s with these weird colors?”
“No idea. What the heck is going on?”
“The sky is purple. The sun is blue. The water is red. The grass is orange. Are we crazy?”
“Maybe one too many energy drinks yesterday.”
“Nah. Plutonians have probably invaded and brainwashed us!”
“And changed how we see color? Why?”
“Beats the stereotypical probing.”
‘Good point. But, I still don’t buy it.”
“Or maybe they’re preparing us for the colors of their alien world. Uh-oh!”
“Come on. A space trip could be fun!”
“While at the mercy of invaders?”
“True. Time to take cover, stat!”