I am Donald Trump’s hair. I’m not a wig, a transplant or extensions. I’m the real deal, (if a bit thin or sparse in places), but a true living comb-over mop as you can clearly see. I have my own level of popularity, a favorite of political cartoonists. I should probably have my own Twitter account to keep my fans interested and intrigued. It takes $70,000 to keep my appearance as perfect as it should be for a winner, on whose head I rest, and I am worth every penny of it!
Mary Wallace
20/11/2020 01:04:12 pm
I would much prefer to see the back of his head. Fun piece.
Bobby Warner
20/11/2020 05:59:16 pm
Those who live by the hair are often overcome by the hair. Or something like that. Like you told the story kind of in a montage of pictures and words. Good job.
Susan Reid
20/11/2020 08:47:23 pm
Clever story. The term HOTUS is
Sue Clayton
21/11/2020 01:05:23 am
His hair certainly became a media star in its own right. Clever piece of humour. Comments are closed.
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