“Well, Tenner, I'm a Jack, a 'FACE' card, you see? I'm higher than you.”
“Yeah, you're one higher, but that makes you the lowest 'FACE' card, right?”
“Well, technically, the deal is we're all part of Deckingdom. The lowest is two. I'm fourth highest.”
“Fifth, if there's a Joker. Sixth, if there are two.”
“Listen, Jokers are wild and not part of the kingdom hierarchy.”
“But you're still the lowest of the 'FACE' cards.”
“I'm a JACK, dot-breath, so a little respect, please. Can I get everyone to shuffle over here?”
“I fold. Ten's, let's go.”