 Source: Neptune Zehner/Google |  Source: Brandalyn Crapo |
As usual, voters in Neptunian elections revelled in the rough and tumble of the 2016 Imperial Election. Candidates’ debates were like murderous cage-fights; each aspiring politician strove to sink to the highest levels of insult. “Lyin’ Bellog” claimed “Philanderin’ Prullit’s” wife was so ugly she could be used as a war weapon, Prullit said Bellog’s wife was a whore and a Jupiter spy. Each promised to turn the other’s children into hamburgers. In the end, no election was actually held: the last two candidates killed each other off.
Meanwhile, nearby Plutonians shook their heads in despair and drank more tea.
Meanwhile, nearby Plutonians shook their heads in despair and drank more tea.
