First Visit From The Health Visitor, by Gordon Lawrie

Hi, I'm your Mrs Liddle, your health visitor. I've come to visit baby.
 
Is he well? Oh, good. Now you really mustn't wrap baby too tightly, you know, babies need to move their arms and legs.
 
Is he sleeping well? Yes, of course you do get pestered a lot with visitors all wanting to see baby, but I'm the important one, remember. My, you've had three kings and three shepherds already? Really? Well, if you say so...
 
Now, mum and dad, about these gold diving helmets you all wear. Baby's head isn't strong enough to support something like that yet...