The seagull flew parallel to the shore. A wind farm and distant France were to his left, the beach to his right.
On the sand, a young woman unwrapped a fancy-looking sandwich. Gully swooped, snatching it from her hands. The woman’s companion, a frizzy-haired redhead, screamed and vainly flapped her arms.
Recalling an unfortunate incident with a ginger tom, Gully unloaded a dollop of guano directly onto the female companion’s head.
After feasting on the sandwich, Gully triumphantly flew out to sea, soaring, barrel-rolling, looping-the-loop, ignoring the gods of karma until he flew into the blades of a wind turbine.
On the sand, a young woman unwrapped a fancy-looking sandwich. Gully swooped, snatching it from her hands. The woman’s companion, a frizzy-haired redhead, screamed and vainly flapped her arms.
Recalling an unfortunate incident with a ginger tom, Gully unloaded a dollop of guano directly onto the female companion’s head.
After feasting on the sandwich, Gully triumphantly flew out to sea, soaring, barrel-rolling, looping-the-loop, ignoring the gods of karma until he flew into the blades of a wind turbine.
