Who am I to flout tradition? I too shall reflect. The successes:
- The British public defied the polls and voted overwhelmingly in my favour. So, no more pandering (or just pretending to listen) to whingeing liberals. Bring on the public sector and welfare cuts!
- Our economic strategies continue to triumph. Where there is doubt about Conservatives, we point this out.
- And finally, I got my way when it comes to military tactics. Bring on the bombs!
Pic thanks to Josephers on flickr