There was a shriek and a woman raced full tilt down the green towards the lake. Amidst all the noise and panic it appeared she had emerged from the Avocado Bistro Cafe Bar, a rather select establishment but it was hard to be certain.
It was over no sooner than it had begun. The child had already regained his composure and climbed to his feet in the shallows clutching something in his small fist.
“Look mummy” he said, “froggy.”